so I spend the better part of the morning getting my "2.0" software installed on my iphone, the "2.0" being the ability to do like hacked iphones have been able to do since 10 months ago and install 3rd party applications onto it.
gone are the days when my amazing iphone is hampered by Apple's lack of imagination.
actually, um no.
I've been digging for half an hour now, digging for anything worth downloading.
the sum total of my search:
downloaded:
- currency converter
- ability to control itunes from phone
odds of using either one more than, say, once: one in six.
The hacked apps available were way more useful and good. It's embarrassing if you think about it: a bunch of people with zero help made some seriously amazing stuff and gave it out for free. Now that Apple's helping people make it (and taking a 30% cut of the pay stuff) everything blows. Where's my non AOL version of AIM?
The rest of all the categories are split between two things: ported widgets and other useless crap is about half the apps (travel trackers, shipping trackers, re-skinned websites); the other half are, and I'm serious, applications to calculate tips and split bills at restaurants.
I can't think of a more perfect statement about douchebags who own iphones.
Seriously, who's sitting there? What programmer downloads, deciphers and masters the 2 gigabytes of heiroglyphics that comprise the iphone software development kit and thinks, "You know what the world needs? An extremely limited version of a calclulator that only relates to the strife of upwardly mobile 20 and 30 somethings who are single."
It's basic math. BAAAASIC MATH. And the goddamn phone already does basic math in the form of the calculator already on it (and every other phone from the last five years.)
The person who sees this app available and thinks, "this is just what I need!" is my enemy. I was thinking of all sorts of violent floral language to put here, but no: they are my enemy. If I see them the urge to smack will be great.
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Your restraint is admirable! Yeah, I had a look at the available aps since I am thinking about getting the new iPhone. But the GPS thing doesn't work(it shows you where you ARE, but can't help to get you where you WANT to be!), it's only twice as fast as a dial-up for browsing and the new 3g system only covers a very small and select area for speedy coverage.
Ahhh.
On the other hand, you do have one so what does that say about you? ;)
All counts tell me (which is to say my one friend with a 3g) the new phone sucks. 3g drains the battery and the OS is "sticky" as in you have glue on your fingers.
Apple's failing. Granted, like Microsoft, they're going to fail up for a few years, but they're failing nonetheless.
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